Monday, May 11, 2009

Great breakfast, unpleasant moment.

I just finished making a breakfast of eggs over easy, turkey kielbasa sausages, buttered bagels and coffee for my girlfriend Nina and I. She was busy with things and put her plate aside for a while later.
I had just about finished eating at the table when all of a sudden a sneeze came on me so fast( the pepper I put on the eggs went right up my nose) I had no time to do anything but literally explode. Eggs, sausage and bagel shrapnel was all over my face, shirt, table and cat who screeched and flew out of the room with his fur on end looking three times his usual size.
Nina came running in to see what happened and broke out laughing as she grabbed some paper towels for me.
This was just the kind a thing you pray does not happen to you if your out sitting for breakfast with clients or even friends.
Poor cat was traumatized. I had to fetch him up and reassure him everything was alright . . .

9 comments:

Sheila said...

OMG that is hilarious! It sounds like something out of a Mel Brooks movie. Thanks for sharing and reassuring your kitty that you're no longer the egg,kielbasa,pepper monster.

laurens.paint.palette said...

Ha!! That is too funny!

Terri said...

Oh my how funny is that..and you wrote it down and shared it for all who would stop by to read... that's for the grin.

(Found you through Lori Anderson)

Gary Heller said...

Not sure why i decided to share this afterall ^~^ This is one of those things that were funnier NOT having been there. Glad you all were not there !!!

Anonymous said...

Just think how much fun the pictures would have been Gary...would be great in the "self portrait" gallery. dana

WolfeWoman said...

Mmmmm bagels!

Seriously, that is so funny! I could picture the poor cat.

TeaPhotography said...

That must have been some breakfast ehh lol haha

Gary, Thanks for sharing! =)

L.Holm said...

LOL!! Oh, Gary, this is so funny! Poor cat, Nina and you (giggle). Your description is priceless.

Beholden-To-Nature (Kenna) said...

And if I thought I got a good laugh out of the movie trailer, I got a ROAR out of this post!!! Thank you! *sigh... sniff*

Your writing is as candid and colorful as your photography! I'm going to have to force myself to leave your blog!