I just finished making a breakfast of eggs over easy, turkey kielbasa sausages, buttered bagels and coffee for my girlfriend Nina and I. She was busy with things and put her plate aside for a while later.
I had just about finished eating at the table when all of a sudden a sneeze came on me so fast( the pepper I put on the eggs went right up my nose) I had no time to do anything but literally explode. Eggs, sausage and bagel shrapnel was all over my face, shirt, table and cat who screeched and flew out of the room with his fur on end looking three times his usual size.
Nina came running in to see what happened and broke out laughing as she grabbed some paper towels for me.
This was just the kind a thing you pray does not happen to you if your out sitting for breakfast with clients or even friends.
Poor cat was traumatized. I had to fetch him up and reassure him everything was alright . . .